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Hi I'm Porno, in case any of you Porn freaks like Kit England or Michael Tidder (JUST SOME PERSONAL INSULTS!!) were misled by my nickname, I'm not a porn dealer.  AL & I have been going to see 2 certain people recently.  They're (Griffiths) alright really, but they're obsessed with Boyzone dam them.  I think that Nirvana, Green Day, Oasis and Manic Street Preachers are brilliant but Green Day and Nirvana are better.  If you haven't guessed already the song is Nirvana Smell's Like Teen Spirit in midi I know it sounds crap but what can I do? 

I play squash but my main joy is kayaking.  There is a Norfolk Scout Canoe team website in production now. 

Think the Scout ogie ogie ogie oy oy oy then say middle middle middle - sex sex sex

and, tennis tennis tennis - balls balls balls

and bottom bottom bottom - arse arse arse

  If anybody has a Perception Whiplash in good condition I would be most grateful if you send any info to [email protected]  yes that's right a kayak for those kinky gits that are out there.  

The last week (30th August to 6th July) I was on a week scout camp called NorJam99.  It was a good laugh with many things went missing.  Things like Golf buggy wheels going astray and other things.  There were several blowup aliens that went missing, were hung. 

I heard a couple of great lines like "Would you help me with my tent errection" and "I can erect when and wherever I want".  A comment made be me one night when I was talking to the girls from the side of the tent was "I could be in your tent in seconds".    

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